Christmas Make Pants Happy

by Keepers of the Carpet

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Included on the "Crazy Things/Glued" Single. A riff Eric Moffitt was working on, he and Jordan recorded this around Christmas.
It's about a pair of pants who just wants to love and be loved.

lyrics

I am a pair of pants.
I was made in a factory.
I want to warm your legs
on a winter morning.

I want to get on your sister.
I don't mean that in a perverted way.
Share me with your favorites.
I swear I don't mean that in a perverted way.

Sometimes you love me alright.
With my blue skin on your thighs.

Nobody knows me.
But baby you know me well.
I'm hopin' you show me.
And you can show me.
And I'll show you off as well.
I'm hopin' you show me.

Pants.
Pants on Christmas.
Better than a tie!
Pants on Christmas.

(A candy corn a one horse sleigh! UH!)

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released December 24, 2012
Recorded in Ames, Iowa in 2006.

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Keepers of the Carpet Ames, Iowa

Active 1996-2008
Originated in Buffalo Center, Iowa. Later involved in Bi-Fi Records in Ames, Iowa.
Later self-released "Just Set Fire To The Prize."
Members: Jordan Mayland, Jason Holland, Zack Smith, Pete Smith, Tyler Smith, Eric Moffitt, Rano LoVan, Paul Friemel, Dan Shea, Jacob Tyler Wolfgang...
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